I really don’t understand why, when you tell a guy you’re in bed for the night, he asks for a pic. I’m not in a negligee! I’m in a bonnet and my thick ass glasses, and my face is slick with fancy Vaseline. It’s not something I want to share via text.
Hello, Law Enforcement People. No woman has ever "Just left her house after a fight with her boyfriend" without her purse, her phone and/or her glasses. Please stop making me shriek while listening to a podcast.